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animal rights

Animals Are Property
Letter From a Killer Ape
Squid Declared Politically Incorrect
When in Doubt, Wave and Shout

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apathy

Doing Nothing
A Fantasy For Two With a Nail Through My Foot
The Heartbreak of Invisibility Syndrome
Keep the Faith!
New Year's Solutions
Roll Me Up
Where Have All the Barflies Gone?

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bureaucracy

ESCALATORS ARE FOR PASSENGER USE ONLY
If it Looks Like a Bureaucracy, and Acts Like a Bureaucracy...
Why I Can't See From 33,000 Feet Why You Should Be Studying Japanese in Night School

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censorship

In Praise of Archie Bunker
In Your Face!!!
An Overall Strategy to Overthrow the Government of the United States
Pissed Off

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conspiracy

Blue Helmets, Black Helicopters, and You
Paranoia and the Internet

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crime

Are You Hung Up?
A Declaration of War
Gobble Gobble Gas Chamber
I Accuse YOU of Conspiring to Commit HOMICIDE!
The Little Room
Lost Context In Touchy-Feely Land
Low Ain't Low Enough
Megan's Law: Admission of Failure
Pissing on Goliath's Shoes
Spare Parts
The Stupid French
Toward A Police Reform Movement

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debt

Analysis of a 'Budget Cut'
Bill and Me
Effort to Prune Timber Roads Fails by One Vote
Gop Has Joined the Pork Parade

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drugs

Bad Raids
Contract With South America
The Golden Elixir of Civilization
I'll Bet You're Drunk, and I Can Prove It!
If You Can't Beat 'Em, Force 'Em
If You Can't Beat Them, Sue Them!
An Injustice in California
The "L-Word"
Marines Slay Civilian
A Marker on the Path to Sanity
Medicinal Marijuana, Summits and Balloons
A New Low in the War on (Some) Drugs
Oh, NO! They killed Kenny!
Prohibition's Final Battle
Secret Police
Thanksgiving in a Time of (Drug) War
Tobacco, the Newest Drug
The UN, Making the World Safe for War
Urine Nation
USE Marijuana --- Responsibly
You Can't Shout "Fire!" in a Crowded Theater
You Have a Drinking Problem
When You Wish Upon a Star...
Who's A Fraud?
WIN A HOLIDAY

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education

Educators Resist Firm School Standards
School Vouchers OK'd
A Smile, a Sleeping Draught, a Pillow Over the Face

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environment

Al Gore's Ass-ed Reign
Caring About Future Generations Pisses Me Off
Doing the Right Thing
If I Were Commander-In-Chief
A Modest Proposal On Controlling Pollution
Recycling Pisses Me Off
Student Suspended For Threatening To Detonate Large Bomb
Weird Science

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feminism

Angry People
The Feminist Double Standard
Free to Love?
Gender Politics
It's OK to Do It...Once!
Romantic Retards

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firearms

Armies of Chaos
Books Banned like Guns Banned
Disarming the Rats
Federal Bureaucrats On The Rise
The Founding Fathers Never Envisioned Weapons Like These
An Open Letter To The Japanese Ambassador
Safer Liquor Stores
Table Scraps are for Dogs
Who's in a Heap of Trouble, Boy?
Why Did it Have to be...Guns?

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forfeiture

A Blindfolded Justice Gropes for Purpose
In the Community of Nations, the US Has Become the Mafia Don
Forfeit Your Profits, or Else!
The Government Bungles Management of Seized Casino
House Arrest
Know Your Customer
Police Take Drivers License on the Spot for DUI
Tourist Alert: Louisiana Revenuers
Uncle Sam is Hooked on Forfeiture and Seizure and Just Can't Stop It!

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freedom

Ah, I'm Still Free!
The Bill of No Rights
The Bill of Rights
The Challenge of Freedom, Space, and the American Way
Declaration of the Rights of Man and of the Citizen
The Destruction of Freedom in the United States by Party Politics
F x S = k
Feeding the Ducks
The Fourth of July
Freedom's Just Another Word...
Give Me Liberty or Give Me Death
The Medium IS the Message!
The Problem With Principles
Robert Heinlein Remembered
To Secure the Blessings of Liberty
So, Your Analyst Doesn't Think You're Happy...
Some Passages Unlikely to Be Read in Washington This Week
The Subterranean Stench
Ten Days in Hell
A Very Very Very Fine House
When Did We Start Valuing 'Stability' Over 'Freedom'?
Wishful Thinking

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government

45 Days From Deadline, 'Reinventing' Prospects Look Underwhelming
American Standard
The Big Hustle
Bleating Republicans Can't Even Close Down a Few Old Army Bases
Emergency Pork
The Failed 'Republican Revolution'
A Fascist Weasel on the Floppy-Breast Barricades
Fixing Government
The Great Explosion
Growth Sector
I Hate Breakfast
How Vampires and the State are the Same
If Reality is Inconvenient...Ignore it
Medicare and the For-profit Hospitals
Of the Clinton Legacy, Time Will Tell
Pull Over and Deliver
I Remember Memorial Day
Sex, Drugs, and Voter Registration
Six Grown Men
Student Loans: One Intervention Leads to Another, and Another...
Teddy's Sky
Their Kingly Leisure
Their Masters' Bidding
Tightening the Noose
Utopia
What I Learned about Waco from the Media Coverage of the Congressional Hearings
Your License, Please?

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judiciary

Activation Energy
The Convenience of the Court
A Growth Industry
High Court Invites One-two Punch of Fines, Criminal Charges
Judge For Yourself
'Loser Pays' Garners Huge Support
Pragmatism Over Principle: The Mixed Legacy Of William J. Brennan
Too Many Jury Trials

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media

The BIG Lie!
Bill and Al's Excellent Adventure
Birds, Bells, and the American Dream
Chick Lix Slix Stick
Have It Their Way
The Hoboken Democrats
Kindergarten Teacher Dies in Paris Crash
Los Estados Unidos Welcomes The Deaf Mexicans
May You Live in Interesting Times
Media Giants Fail To Deny Diversity Programs
Now is the Time For All Good Men...
The Price of Information
Princess, Die...Already
Seinfeld's Gone! Good Riddance!
Solid Information
Stop the Nagging
Two Bucks a Clap
Wishboner

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politics

The American Lenin
Beaver Shots and Bloodshed
Cannonizing Hillary
Compromise
The Dam Breaks
Divided Again
Do the Right Thing in Beijing, Mr. Clinton
Fast Government
The Germans are at it Again
How Can We Reduce Voter Turnout?
Let's Have A Party
No Problemo!
Part-time By Choice
A Pathetic Self-absorption
Pissed Off at...The Usual Suspects, Our Politicians & Their Last Refuge
A Spectre is Haunting Europe, the Spectre of Communism
Stilling the People's Voice
Sweet Dreams and Flying Machines in Pieces on the Ground
USENET Pisses Me Off
Welcome to the New McCarthyism
What Being Heterosexual Has Meant To Me
Why I'm For The Impeachment Hearing

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privacy

Good Cop, Bad Cop
Honestly!
Lights, Camera, Action
Why I Won't Use PGP (Yet)

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rationality

Acceptable or Unacceptable?
Astrology for Automobiles
Diversity Pisses Me Off
Dynamic Ostentatious Phraseological Euphemisms
Free Enterprise
I Feel, Therefore I Am
My Last Taxi Ride
My Ski Weekend in Vermont
One Million Points
Organic
Ponette Shocks American Audiences
Product Review of the MSG Watch
Prometheus Bound -- and Gagged
The Same People
The Same People, Part 2
Today's Latest Outbreak
The Washroom at the Hilton


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religion

Christmas Pisses Me Off
Holiday Spirit in a Shopping Mall
My Trials in Parochial School
Promise Keepers, Promise Me This

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revenge

Eeeeeh, What's Up, Doc?
FNU11Y, With New Jersey Plates
Free Speech, and the Right To Eat Shit and Die
Giving Thanks for a Belated Dissipated Youth
How to Speak Like a Literary Agent
More Thoughts On Driving In North Carolina
MR. SPAM And The Three Little Pigs
On Not Takin' That Shit No More
Temporary Expatriate Blues
Traveler Alert: Cellular Phones on the Highway of Death

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sex

One Man's Transformation
Pornography Helps Build Strong Marriages
A Slight Meditation On Sex, Spun Off From a Recent Event
Watching the Watchers

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silliness

From The Oval Orifice
Here On The Island
Indians Have The Bomb
Madonna's Daughter Loses Virginity
MTA Discriminates Again
The NAAFFCP
Why People are Mean
Wine as a Subversive Art
You Look Smart From Here...

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smoking

Havana(s) on $65 Billion a Day
When They Came for the Smokers...

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software

Digital is Always Better
Help!
It'll Never Be Right
Programmers? We Don't Need No Stinking Programmers!

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taxes

Could it be Anybody? I Just Need Someone to Tax.
Give The Money Back
'Hi, We Want to Raise Your Taxes'
Nobody Plays With Trenton
Who's to Blame for the IRS: A Tax Day Rant
Yes, I Want Fries With That

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terrorism

The Most Thoroughly "Sanitized" City in America
OK City
I Want My Wife Back!

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war

Art of War:
Strategic Assessments
Doing Battle
Planning A Siege
Formation
Force
Emptiness and Fullness

A Little Early For April Fools
Nice Guys Finish Last
Pol Pot Speaks

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welfare

Happy New Year
A Modest Proposal
Momma, Don't Let Your Babies Grow Up To Be Eaten
Mugged
The Robin Hood Plan
Saved
While Someone Else's Guitar Gently Weeps

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