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Help refine the abuse:

flame level

fragile, ego easily damaged

medium rare, ego can deal with normal stress

I can take it

gender

I have a dick

I have a vagina

I don't know what the fuck I am or have

politics

psycho democrat

psycho republican

libertarian or none of the above

brains

while I might actually be smart, I also might be just an asshole who thinks they're smart

I do know the difference between my ass and a hole in the ground, but not much more

I am a fucking sub-dummy blockhead and know it but don't care

weight

I am somewhere between very fat and profoundly fat

normal weight by non-American standards

I look like I live with my fingers down my throat

appearance

I am beautiful, even if I do say so myself

the average person attracted to my gender would generally fuck me if he, she, or it were both horny and there were nothing better around

normal mentally balanced humans would rather fuck cows or chickens before they'd touch any part of me

script copyright 1996 Andrew Vessey, modified by Steven Cohen/pissedOff 1998

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