Saturday October 20, 07 08:00 PM - fuck the people who can't spell This goes out to all those dumbasses who can't spell worth a shit(ryansgrl"dumbbitch"). How the hell can you misspell so many words. Stop worrying about your friends and worry about how fucking stupid you are. Discussion 07:52 PM - its me god lil z you asshole stop writing in my journal dick face. Discussion 07:51 PM - Are you there God? I't me J. Today was supposed to be the greatest day of my life, but things went terribly wrong. For one, my blowup doll with the Mythbusters girl's face on it exploded. Then I had to take a shit, and the toilet was clogged. Then my stupid ass cousin got married, she is such a dumb sumbitch. I saw Resident Evil:Extinction and it wasn't as good as I thought it would be. I also had a boner for 8 "straight" hours, so I fucked a walnut. Nobody needs to know I'm a perverted monkey, but I had to let this out. I also saw this picture of that monster from the NeverEnding Story and got so turned on I had to jerk off(PS. I was in Hastings). The new Family Guy episodes suck. I am pissed off about gay-babies getting married and aborted then shipping themselves off to Iraq. I like to wash my balls with a toilet brush because it makes them smell like 409. That's all, I hope you're reading this Natalie Portman. Discussion 07:39 PM - my dumbass friends well me and my freinds went to odessa saturday, well this wild dragon ate my friend zeke, i said holy shit no zeke porque!!!!!. then this giant fucking ant came out of nowhere and ate dean and i said no not you too FUCK!!!!! what am i going to do now, well i'll go to my house fuck my blowup doll. p.s. i was high when i wrote this. Wednesday October 17, 07 04:13 PM - it's a small world after all well lets just say this goes out to all the retarded ass people who just can't find the right words to say. It all started after i was in this truck with my friend suddenly my friend turned to hard and the truck rolled over, I broke my wrist and my arm, well about 3 weeks later i had just gotten through watching superbad, well me and my friends walked out of the theater were I saw some of my classmates from highschool, well when she saw me walking out of the theater limping because my leg is fucked up now, well she asked what happened and i told her my story, well she says to me DID YOU ALMOST DIE, now for minute this thought went through my head, WHAT KIND OF QUESTION WAS THAT, well needless to say i told her that i didn't know, i wanted to ask her what kind of fucking question was that i don't know if i almost died, so i end this with, FUCK ALL THE DUMBASSES OUT THERE.